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Teacher: Why did you come late?

Student: There was a lot of traffic.

Teacher: Is that my problem?

Student: Did I blame you?

A: Tell me your password.

B: luke101; Now tell me your password.

A: batman-superman-blackpanther-antman-thor-ironman-hulk-spiderman

B: What??? Why is it sooooo long?

A: The computer said it HAD to have a minimum of 8 characters!!

A: In which battle the General James Wolfe died?

B: His last battle!

A: What is the last thing people do before they die?

B: They breathe!